Revelation of Secrets

corycopeland:

Every now and then, I like to do what I can to help my fellow man out. And while it’s no secret that I’ve had a failed relationship or two (or seven), the truth is that I believe I know how to treat a lady. Through many, many, many trials of error, I’ve taught myself the ways to make a young lady feel special and wanted—at least I hope so. It’s really not very hard if you just put a little thought and effort into it; it can be fairly simple actually.

While I am no expert on the female brain or how such a magnificently confusing mechanism works, I do have a few ideas on how to make that special little lady in your life feel even more special. Yes, it is possible—kinda like when Devon Sawa smiled at Icebox, and she melted right out of her cleats and shoulder pads (Little Giants reference for…the…win!).

So, I’m here to share a few tips with you guys. Follow this list, and I guarantee she’ll be wearing your proverbial letter jacket for the foreseeable future. Quick note: most of these are better suited for when you’re already in the throes of a relationship with a young lady. Otherwise, tailor them to your own needs.

Regardless and forthwith, I present to you, “Cory Copeland’s Guide to Making Her Feel Special”:

Share Yourself with Her
I could literally feel your eyes roll from here…but stick with me. A female likes to feel included in her man’s life. That’s a given. But let’s take it a step further, and not only share the big parts of your life with her, but the small, intimate things that make you the wonderful man that you are. Send her a few links to your favorite songs from the YouTube; invite her over to watch your favorite movie on DVD (“Saving Private Ryan” IS an acceptable choice; anything with Meryl Streep IS NOT); lend her some of your favorite books. Not only are you sharing your favorite things with her—which will make her feel wanted—but you’re also giving her a more in-depth view of who you are as a person. This is a good thing.

Smile at Her
Again, this seems like a simple task, but sometimes guys forget to alert their face that they’re happy. Want her to feel like Julie the Cat when that goober-looking goalie from the varsity team started paying her attention (D3 anybody? Anybody?)? Smile when you see her. When she enters a room you’re already in and she catches your eye, smile at her. She’ll smile back, and you’ll make her feel all warm and cuddly on the inside (unless she’s still mad at something you did earlier, in which case you’re on your own). Again, this is a good thing.

You Like Her? Tell Her
This seems like an easy enough idea, but it usually isn’t. Usually, once we’ve allowed the female to know we’re interested in her, we feel she should assume the same moving forward. And to us, that makes sense. But the female mind likes to be assured, and done so often. So if you like this sweet little lady, tell her. If you’re sitting there watching a movie or something, just look over at her, smile, and tell her that you do, indeed, still think she is the greatest thing since Wendy Peffercorn. This can only cause good things to happen in your relationship*. *Note: Only do this if you actually like the girl. If you don’t anymore, don’t lead her on. Be a man, and tell the truth.

Call Her…on the Phone
Yes, I realize texting is the best thing ever invented, but sometimes a girl likes to hear her man’s voice in her ear (that reads creepier than I intended). Not only will she appreciate you taking the time to call her, but she’ll also know that she means more to you because you’re actually making a tangible effort in the relationship. Just don’t do that whole, “You hang-up. No, YOU hang-up” thing; it’s annoying/disgusting.

Send Her Hand-Written Letters through the Mail
This is like the mighty Mecca of romantic gestures. In fact, I tweeted something to this affect last week, and nearly the whole Western hemisphere retweeted it. Why? Because girls like getting mail! Actually…everybody does. And if it’s a hand-written letter crafted by a guy who is genuinely making an effort to woo his lady beyond their initial meeting, it will mean even more. So take a few minutes to write out a thoughtful letter to her. Lick the envelope, put the Elvis commemorative stamp on it, do the whole bit. Then send it to her, and wait. In a couple of days, you will be placed on a whole new pedestal in her life. She will appreciate you making such a grand—yet simple—gesture. I am guaranteeing it right now!

These few tips should get you guys started for now. Like I said, it’s really a simple concept: treat her the way you would want to be treated if you were a girl. Wait…that’s a little twisted, even for me. Never mind. Look, just be a genuine gentleman, and remember that a woman’s heart is won within the details of your courtship.

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bearhugsforjesus:

Some very, very, very dear friends of Julia and I are having some financial troubles. Kaylee and Michael are a young married couple in California. 

Their car has died on them. It’s been towed for the 4th time in 3 months. And they don’t know what’s wrong with it, but it has a dead battery and can’t be turned on to even identify the problem. Neither one of them are employed and they are having to move out of their apartment and having to pay a $1500 lease-break fee, as well as moving expenses and such. 

What I’m asking is this: If you feel led by the Lord to give, could you spare a few bucks for them? It would mean a lot to not only them, but to Julia and I as well. Please do this ONLY if you feel led too. Their PayPal is — KayleeGander@Gmail.com. 

Thanks so much for reading this. If you are unable to donate, could you do me a huge favor and re-blog this? 

<3

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Please re-blog. If you guys don’t have anything to give at least re-blog it so people can say a prayer for them. Prayer works and is very powerful and effective. 

God Bless.

Girls need to realize this .

We guys don’t care if you talk to other guys .
We don’t care if you’re friends with other guys .
But when you’re sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up andtackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off .
It doesn’t help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging 
the fact that we’re still there .

We don’t care if a guy calls OR TEXTS you .
but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned .
Nothing is that important at 2am .

Also, when we tell you you’re pretty / beautiful/ gorgeous / cute / stunning, 
we freaking mean it .
Don’t tell us we’re wrong.
We’ll stop trying to convince you .

The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence .
Yeah, you can quote me .

Don’t be mad when we hold the door open .
Take Advantage of the mood im in .

Let us pay for you!
don’t ‘feel bad’
We enjoy doing it .
It’s expected .
Smile and say ‘thank you’ .

Kiss us when no one’s watching .
If you kiss us when you know somebody’s looking, we’ll be more impressed .

You don’t have to get dressed up for us .
If we’re going out with you in the first place, you don’t have to feel the need to
wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own .
We like you for who you are and not what you are .
Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she’s just in her pj’s .
or my t-shirt and boxers, not all dolled up .

Don’t take everything we say seriously .
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it .

Don’t get angry easily.

Stop using magazines/media as your bible.

Don’t talk about how hot Chris Brown, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us .
It’s boring, and we don’t care. You have girlfriends for that .

Whatever happened to the word ‘handsome’/’beautiful’
i’d be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me
with ‘Hey handsome!’ instead of 
‘Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy’ or whatever else you can think of .
On the other hand im not sayin’ I woulndnt like it ether ;)

Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren’t being treated right by a guy,
dont wait for him to change!!!!!
Ditch his sorry butt, disgrace to the male population & find someone who will treat you with utter respect .

Someone who will make you smile when you’re at your lowest .
Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes .
Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel .
Someone who will stop what they’re doing just to look you in the eyes and
say ‘i love you’ ..and actually mean it. 

Give the nice guys a chance.

Guys like this if you agree.
Girls like this if you think it’s cute.

Every Guy who isn’t a jerk will agree with this,
so we hope that all the girls that read this will like this.

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